So I'm tired and this is brief. I'll write more tomorrow. Highlights:
-Fletch is in love with me.
-He made me sit in his VIP booth and made me drink his drinks.
-Depeche Mode fans, particularly fat lesbians with badly bleached hair, are horrifically rude when you get any attention from anyone in the band.
-I only got anything, including my fleeting moment with Martin, because of that faggoty hat.
-Said faggoty hat provoked Fletch into telling me stories about his childhood.
-Fletch told me where they're recording the new album and invited me down(sorry, can't tell ANYONE, but I'll post pics if/when anything happens).
-Fletch claims Martin hasn't had a drink in 3 years.